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41,208MONKEYS WORKINGGET A MONKEY

A COLONY OF SMALL AGENTS · EST. IN YOUR BROWSER

Monkey see.Monkey do.

You do the miserable thing once, on your own screen. A monkey watches over your shoulder, learns the shape of it, and carries it from then on.

TRACESTANDING BY

NOTHING IS SENT ANYWHERE. THIS IS THE COLONY THINKING OUT LOUD IN FRONT OF YOU.

YOUR TROOPDESCEND↓
EMPTY. YOU ARE STILL CARRYING EVERYTHING.
01UnderstoryWHERE THE SHOWING HAPPENS · −4.2m

There is no
prompt to write.

Describing work is harder than doing it. So don't describe it. Do it once, badly, at your normal speed — and let something watch. Every click, every hesitation, every place you checked twice. That hesitation is the instruction.

Drag the recording. Watch a habit become a procedure.

1×TIMES YOU
DO IT
0WORDS OF
PROMPT
∞TIMES IT
REPEATS
REC · YOUR SCREEN · ONE TAKE00:00
  1. open the billing portal · learned as: a place, not a URL
  2. find the row that costs money · you scanned, you did not search
  3. you hesitated 1.9s here · marked: ask before proceeding
  4. confirm, then screenshot the receipt · unasked, but you always do
  5. procedure closed · 5 steps · 1 judgment call reserved for you
02Forest floorTHE TROOP · SIX SPECIES · −18.6m

Monkeys are not
assistants.

An assistant waits to be asked. A monkey has one job, a name, a temperament, and a grip. Tap a species to open its plate.

GRIP · read, label, draftNEVER · sends without your markTEMPERAMENT · ruthless, unbothered
GRIP · browse, read, citeNEVER · states a fact it cannot point atTEMPERAMENT · curious, slightly gullible
GRIP · fill, upload, submitNEVER · guesses silently — it flags every guessTEMPERAMENT · patient to the point of eerie
GRIP · watch, diff, wake youNEVER · cries wolf twice for the same diffTEMPERAMENT · motionless, then instant
GRIP · wait, escalate, quote policyNEVER · pretends to be youTEMPERAMENT · unhurriedly relentless
GRIP · assign, arbitrate, retireNEVER · recruits a monkey you have not metTEMPERAMENT · the only one that argues with you
LIVE FROM THE COLONY · ANONYMISED
FORAGER · 8s · brought back 4 sources, dropped 1 as a blogCLERK · 41s · 38 fields filled, 1 guessed, flagged for humanSENTRY · 19d · no change. still watching. no report needed.HAGGLER · 51m · hold music. escalation 2 of 3.SIFTER · 3s · 412 read → 3 surfaced · 0 marked urgentALPHA · 1s · retired a monkey. its task stopped existing.CLERK · 12s · refused: portal asked for a passport. not its grip.
a monkey in lisbon learned to file a tax form by watching oncea monkey in osaka has cancelled 1,204 free trials this montha monkey asked its human a question and is still waiting · 4ha monkey in nairobi refused a task it judged irreversibletwo monkeys disagreed. the alpha sided with the slower one.a monkey noticed a habit its human had not noticed · offered1,982 monkeys are asleep. their tasks came back today.
03The leashHOW MUCH ROPE · −31.0m

A monkey
needs a leash.

Not a cage — a length. You set how far it can get from you before it has to look back. Move the slider and read what you just agreed to.

TELL ME · WORKINGIt acts, then tells you what it did in one line. Anything irreversible still stops and asks.RESULT · 1 digest a day · every action reversible for 24h · the default
NEVER · AT ANY LENGTH
✕moves money
✕deletes anything, ever
✕speaks as you without a visible mark
✕touches a system you did not hand it
✕keeps a memory you did not grant
✕trains on your work for anyone else

ONE KEY. STOPS EVERY MONKEY MID-STEP, EVERYWHERE, IN UNDER A SECOND. NO CONFIRMATION DIALOG — THAT IS THE POINT. PRESS ESC ESC ANYWHERE.

04RootsTHE HANDOVER · −60.0m

Your back
is not
a shelf.

Hand over one thing. If it is still doing it correctly in a week, hand over the next. That is the whole onboarding.

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